Publicat de: leonard oprea | 14 Ianuarie 2012

leonard oprea – A TERRIBLE ROMANIAN CURSE—A WONDERFUL BLESSING/ DU-TE-N PI…DA MA-TIIII ! – O BINECUVINTARE ROMANEASCA


leonard oprea

A TERRIBLE ROMANIAN CURSE—A WONDERFUL BLESSING

DU-TE-N PI…DA MA-TIIII ! – O BINECUVINTARE ROMANEASCA

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A TERRIBLE ROMANIAN CURSE—A WONDERFUL BLESSING

In Romania the most popular, yet one of the most terrible curse is:

“Go into your mother c. . . unt!” (ad litteram translation)

In Romania you could be killed for this. . .

But—look, this is an excellent curse!

Just because, if you are going back into the your mother’s womb. . .

. . . oh, my God. . .

. . . it means you will be back into the uterine heaven.

And—what a great blessing!

So, please—curse me like that!

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“. . . at dawn the sun and/

the moon . . . still a silver plate/

. . . dreams sleep on the lake. . . ”

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( from: Theophil Magus living in Boston – Anna-Maria 101 breathings (“Xlibris”/Random House Ventures, 2011, USA /Library of Congress Control Number: 2011910709/ ISBN: Hardcover 1-4628-9476-3 & 978-1-4628-9476-5/Softcover 1-4628-9475-5 & 978-1-4628-9475-8/ebook 1-4628-9477-1 & 978-1-4628-9476-5)

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INJURA-MA DE MAMA, TE ROG

(din “Theophil Magus in America – 1001 Respiratii pentru Anna-Maria” roman in pregatire la Editura “Dacia XXI”)

Cea mai populara si “tare” injuratura romaneasca este:

“Du-te-n pi..da, ma-tiii !”

Excelent!

Caci – astfel esti re-trimis in Raiul uterin.

Si, oh, Doamne – ce bine e acolo, in Raiul uterin.

Asadar, te rog : injura-ma de mama – ma binecuvintezi!

“… soarele-n zori si…/

luna inca argintie…/

pe lac dorm vise…”

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(din “Theophil Magus in America – 1001 Respiratii pentru Anna-Maria” roman in pregatire la Editura “Dacia XXI” // THE BREATHING: Leonard Oprea created the Breathing, an original type of essay in Romanian and world literature. The Breathing is a simple yet profound meditation on human condition, a meditation ended by a haiku. But – this haiku does not finish the meditation. In fact, it RE-opens this reflection to new questions and responses on human destiny. The First 100 Breathings by Leonard Oprea are published in his work “Theophil Magus – Confessions 2004 – 2006”, Publishing House “Universal Dalsi”, 2007, Romania. /see on google.com, yahoo.com and other web-sites)

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